“Ribald, outrageous, gutter-mouthed.” —JONATHAN AMES THE ONLY BUSH I TRUST IS MY OWN Penguin, USRandom House, UK -Library Journal “Bold, sassy and totally fucking cool.” -Lesley Arfin ON MY KNEES Harper Collins, USPenguin, Australia “Aschenbrand is an expert at writing her life .” "uproarious and raunchy. . . the same playful crudeness AS Chelsea Handler or Sarah Silverman. Fearlessly fun.”