“Ribald, outrageous, gutter-mouthed.” —JONATHAN AMES

THE ONLY BUSH I TRUST IS MY OWN

Penguin, US

Random House, UK

-Library Journal

“Bold, sassy and totally fucking cool.” -Lesley Arfin

ON MY KNEES

Harper Collins, US

Penguin, Australia

“Aschenbrand is an expert at writing her life .”

"uproarious and raunchy. . . the same playful crudeness AS Chelsea Handler or Sarah Silverman. Fearlessly fun.”